We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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