She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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