What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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