He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You can't just leave with hair like that
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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