His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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