whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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