I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
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two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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