3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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