No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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