we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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