White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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