they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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