Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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