Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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