Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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