Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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