well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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