why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I will be naked everywhere
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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