Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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