Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I need to sanitize my soul.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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