Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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