i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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