Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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