Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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