It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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