I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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its like you know when i get waxed
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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