I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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