So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i just google imaged poop.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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