would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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