I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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