she was so not down for the gang bang
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I love you.
Bad choice
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