Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
home. puking in laundry basket.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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