Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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