So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She even gives head with a lisp.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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