wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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