You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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