i think my tv is drunk
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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