The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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