Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
