you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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