Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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