"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so let's talk penis.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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