You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
how drunk are you?
Several
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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