im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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