the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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