I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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