i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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