like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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