I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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