I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
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yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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