Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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