You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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