Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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