I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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