I only kidnapped one of them. chill
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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