I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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