the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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