yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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